If you died riding an ATV, call us.

The title is from a TV commercial in which a group of scumbag lawyers are suing YAMAHA on behalf of the dumb asses that have injured themselves while riding an all-terrain-vehicle, and feel they have a right to be compensated. The commercial actually ask "If you died..." I wonder how many people who have died contact them? Presumably the friends and family are supposed to do that, i guess.